They stopped in front of each other, always a bit too close with eyes that wandered a bit too much.
Jonghyun started the fight this time. “Why are your pants so tight?”
"Why are your shirts so tight?" Kibum was just as fast.
"Why do you walk around in underwear?"
"Why do you never wear a goddamn top?"
Kibum huffed and dropped into his computer chair, swiveling around to face his monitor and not have to see his goddamn attractive roommate glaring at him with that fire in his eyes he always got when they yelled at each other. Which was, to be fair, almost every single day.
“Fuck you" they always said to end the argument.
But goddamn, he wished that Jonghyun would just take it literally for once.
THIS WAS FUN OKAY